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sunitha@nitkkr



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PostSubject: Khatarnak PJ's   Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:41 pm

Let me start with dis one....

What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:46 pm

Is it IITians???? by ny chance.
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sunitha@nitkkr



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PostSubject: Answer!!!!   Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:48 pm

No its "Hindustan Lever" king
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mukesh@nitsilchar



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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:50 pm

So if a person leaves India for a short period,does he become Hindustan Lever Limited??? Shocked
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PostSubject: Nice one   Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:51 pm

Hahahahaha!!!! good one mukesh!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:58 pm

okie this PJ is only fr those who r in 9th or above..
Do you know why a mother teaches her son to say F instead of ma??

think

think...

think.....

think........

think.........

think.............

think.................

think...................
??????
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sunitha@nitkkr



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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:01 pm

hey i got di 1.....its easy




bcoz Force = mass X acceleration or F = ma so if d mother teaches his son to say F instead of ma it wud b all the same!!
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sunitha@nitkkr



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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:03 pm

Bond was travelling in an auto........


Driver: 12.50 hue sahab!



Bond: yeh lo 10 rupaye...................



Driver: lekin baki k 2.50..............



Bond: "Dhai another day!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:31 am

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
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A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:58 am

who's Jackie Chan's saas(mother in law)?
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D-Cold Total!!!!

"Chan ki saas"!!!!!!
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sudeepkumar@nits



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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:52 pm

A doctor advised Santram, who was a heavy smoker,

Santram, whenever the urge to smoke overtakes you, say to yourself-
I will not smoke, I will not smoke, I will not smoke...........


That won't help, Doctor Sahib, replied Santram,

Because I always lie to myself.


how is it???
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suresh@nitk



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PostSubject: poisson's ratio   Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 am

Why does poisson's ratio never get outdated???


Bcoz it is denoted by symbol "new"
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PostSubject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's   Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:13 pm

What do you call a fish without an eye???
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