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sunitha@nitkkr
Posts : 23
Join date : 2009-02-04
|  Subject: Khatarnak PJ's Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:41 pm | |
| Let me start with dis one....
What will u call a person who is leaving India?? | |
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mukesh@nitsilchar
Posts : 14
Join date : 2009-01-31
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:46 pm | |
| Is it IITians???? by ny chance. | |
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sunitha@nitkkr
Posts : 23
Join date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Answer!!!! Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:48 pm | |
| No its "Hindustan Lever"  | |
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mukesh@nitsilchar
Posts : 14
Join date : 2009-01-31
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:50 pm | |
| So if a person leaves India for a short period,does he become Hindustan Lever Limited???  | |
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sunitha@nitkkr
Posts : 23
Join date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Nice one Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:51 pm | |
| Hahahahaha!!!! good one mukesh!!! | |
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puneet@nitp
Posts : 20
Join date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:58 pm | |
| okie this PJ is only fr those who r in 9th or above..
Do you know why a mother teaches her son to say F instead of ma??
think
think...
think.....
think........
think.........
think.............
think.................
think...................
?????? | |
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sunitha@nitkkr
Posts : 23
Join date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:01 pm | |
| hey i got di 1.....its easy
bcoz Force = mass X acceleration or F = ma so if d mother teaches his son to say F instead of ma it wud b all the same!! | |
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sunitha@nitkkr
Posts : 23
Join date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:03 pm | |
| Bond was travelling in an auto........
Driver: 12.50 hue sahab!
Bond: yeh lo 10 rupaye...................
Driver: lekin baki k 2.50..............
Bond: "Dhai another day!!!!" | |
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Admin
Admin
Posts : 259
Join date : 2009-01-11
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:31 am | |
| Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
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A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything. | |
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siddarth@nithamirpur
Posts : 25
Join date : 2009-01-31
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:58 am | |
| who's Jackie Chan's saas(mother in law)?
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D-Cold Total!!!!
"Chan ki saas"!!!!!! | |
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sudeepkumar@nits
Posts : 4
Join date : 2009-02-07
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:52 pm | |
| A doctor advised Santram, who was a heavy smoker,
Santram, whenever the urge to smoke overtakes you, say to yourself-
I will not smoke, I will not smoke, I will not smoke...........
That won't help, Doctor Sahib, replied Santram,
Because I always lie to myself.
how is it??? | |
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suresh@nitk
Posts : 22
Join date : 2009-02-07
| | Subject: poisson's ratio Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 am | |
| Why does poisson's ratio never get outdated???
Bcoz it is denoted by symbol "new" | |
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ansh@manit
Posts : 25
Join date : 2009-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Khatarnak PJ's Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:13 pm | |
| What do you call a fish without an eye??? | |
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