Riddle Me This!!!!!

Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-02-04

1st riddle

For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

What am I?

tic toc

well im "time"

Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-02-04

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat
turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a
single man got wet! Why?

Because all were married and none was single rabbit

Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-02-04

A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea.
The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a
fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did
she know?

She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet.

Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-02-04

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A river

Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-01-31

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.

Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-01-31

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.

Counterfeit money.