Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life...
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I said to her:
'Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.
If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive,
............ ......I'd much rather die'.
Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to
disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox
............ ......... ......... .......I ALMOST DIED !!!